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2010/03/01

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."  
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."  
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."  
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.  
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"  
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.  
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"  
"Yeah, my wife..."

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2010/03/01

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."  
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."  
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."  
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.  
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"  
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.  
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"  
"Yeah, my wife..."

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